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glad I never was one.” So maybe she is an immortal beiing put on earth to hate kidz. Again, no explanation or excuse for her BADness, other than one time she says something like “Awful things, children. In her office she has a dartboard that has kids’ school pictures on it and she throws darts at their heads. Not in the way normal ppl hate kids, but she hates them so much that she wants to be around them in order to make their lives worse. She was in the 1972 olympics, and she is really good at javelin, shot-put and hammer throw. But that’s stupid and wrong, because she is OBVIOUSLY an objectum sexual (If u don’t know what an objectum sexual is, watch THIS). Miss trunchbull, first of all, probably gets called a lez a lot.
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This is basically the same with miss Trunchbull Their badness is never like “explained, like they had a bad childhood or whatever,” they are simply MEAN and STUPID and THAT’S IT cause that’s how Roald Dahl does it. There is not one Good thing that they ever say or do, except the mom is always wearing TOTALLY KICKASS OUTFITS AND I WANT 2 LOOK JUST LIKE HER. The parents are cool, because they are Bad. Then Danny Devito gets caught selling stolen car parts and takes the family to liiike, Bermuda or something? ANd miss honey ADOPTS matilda and EVERYTHING IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO the rest of the movies is this: Matilda, sometimes with miss Honey, sneaks around tryna steal miss honeys stuff back from the mansion without miss trunch knowing, but she finds out and tries to punish matilda but tildy uses her psychic pwrs to scare the shit out of trunch and trunch runs away. She starts making this face all the time because she knows something THEY DONT!ĪNyway so after she finds out about the powers, she finds out another thing: MISS HONEY IS MISS TRUNCHBULL’S NIECE! And Miss T killed Miss H’s Dad and raised her with her own shitty rules and eventually kicked Miss Honey out and stole her dads big nice house. Also they have that song playing that goes “mmmm-m-m-mm, mmmm-m-m-mm, mmmm-m-m-mm, mmmm-m-m-m little bitty pretty one, come and dance with meeeee, something something” and it’s a pretty happy scene.
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Then Tildy finds out she has the power to move shit around with her mind and she hones the power and dances around on her coffee table with all the stuff from her living room flying in a pattern around her. But Matilda’s teacher, the cooly named Miss Honey, is the opposite and she is SO NICE and lets kids have fun but has to pretend she doesn’t. Basically she runs the archetypal bad school with no fun laughter or creativity and lots of horrible punishments. Even though her name makes her sound so nice. SO she goes to school and the headmistress, Miss Trunchbull is REAL BAD. Here is daddi at the car store delivering his famous line, “I’m big, you’re little, I’m smart, you’re dumb, I’m right, you’re wrong, and there’s NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!” Daddy thinks that sounds like a great way to get stupid gay ass matilda out of his damn house so he sends her there. And when she turns six and it comes time for her to go to school, her parents just forget and ignore her and say “no, you’re four, whatever.” And Matilda does some home-alone type shit to the parents by playing tricks on them.īUT THEN one day while Daddy DeVito is at his job where he sells shitty cars for high prices, he meets a huge bitch who hates kids and runs a school where she mentally tortures kids for fun. This is what happens every time an accidental pregnancy occurs.ĪNyway the girl, MaTiLdA, grows up in this house where nobody likes her and everyone just thinks she is a stupid waste of time, but really she is a GENIUS because she just reads books all day. They did it by accident and they already had a kid and they didn’t want another one, so naturally the birth of this new baby girl brought them no joy whatsoever and they hated her a lot and threw her in the trunk of their station wagon for the ride home from the hospital. Once upon a time, two Irresponsible A-HOles, danny d-vito and his hot blonde wife, had a baby.
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You know how I said Tangled would make u twelve again? This movie will make u seven again. Ridiculous: I don’t know what to say because this whole movie is entirely ridiculous but in a way that is not at all stupid